Being The Best Mortal Kombat Player.
Being the Best Mortal Kombat Player
Being the best MK player is like being the richest homeless guy living under the bridge. You're at the top of your class, but you're still stupid and smell like shit. No matter where you go, people will pick up your shitty stench and know you're a stupid shitty bum.
Being the best MK player is like being the tallest midget. Your peers may look up to you, but everyone else looks down at you because you're an insignificant scrub with a two-inch cock.
Being the best MK player is like being the fastest runner at the Special Olympics. You may be the best at what you do, but you're still retarded.
Being the best MK player is like building the fastest Honda Civic. You may be the best at what you do, but you're still retarded.
Being the best MK player is like having the largest Will and Grace DVD collection. You are the best at your hobby, but what you do is worthless and to top that off, you're gay.
Being the best MK player is like being the most popular 300-pound porn star. You may get the attention of a couple of horney 13 year olds, but you're still nothing but a bitch with a cock in your mouth wherever you go, and when you're in any high tier events, you just sit around alone in the background.
Being the best MK player is like being the most expensive toilet bowl. You're the best in your class, but you're still a pasty white ass hole, and you're usually full of shit.
Being the best MK player is like being Steven Hawking. You're a credit to your profession, but nobody really understands what you do, and you have never been laid.
Being the best MK player is like the having your digestive system turned upside down. You talk through your ass, nothing but shit comes out of your mouth, and when you get challenged by a real gamer, you're neck deep in your own piss.
And finally, being the best MK player is like shaving your legs in your bubble bath while sipping on pink wine coolers and watching the Tony awards. At the same time, your I-Mac is downloading Sigfreid and Roy videos in Quick Time format and the cookies you just baked are cooling on your copy of Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance. You can't get any gayer. BAM! Fatality!
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